ZOMBIE T-SHIRTS FOR ALL YOUR FLESH EATING NEEDS - BRAIN EATING TEES

ZOMBIE T-SHIRTS FOR ALL YOUR FLESH EATING NEEDS - BRAIN EATING TEES
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Warning Signs That You May Be Experiencing A Zombie Apocalypse

  1. Dead people are walking around and eating your neighbors.
  2. See above.

How Did You Do?

Well, that's not everything...but it's enough to get you through your first day of terror when the zombies come for us. After checking yourself against these five starter points, how prepared do you think you are? My guess is somewhere between "not at all" and "barely." Well, guess what? There's not going to be anyone who comes to save you, like in the movies. Don't expect me to come breaking your door down, busting all the zombies besieging you in their heads, and rescuing you from certain death. While that is certainly within my abilities, I'm going to be pretty busy saving myself to worry about you and your cats. Do yourself a favor and use these guide points to ready yourself for the zombie apocalypse in our near future. If you don't, then I'm just going to have to smash your brains in like the rest of the infected.

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